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Re: Black Pennants!
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lugnet.gaming
Date: 
Thu, 6 Jul 2000 17:19:50 GMT
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In lugnet.fun.gaming, Steve Jackson writes:
In lugnet.fun.gaming, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:

Oh no.  This is like naming the seven dwarfs.  Ummmmm, white, red, yellow,
blue, green, black.  Six.  Pink?  Arrrr, I feel sea-sick.

Pink it is, matey. Don't be talking down the pink fleet . . . they be small • but
dangerous. Remember the Boy Named Sue?

(Pink banners be damnably hard to find, too, arrr . . .)


Welcome aboard, ye lubber.  I be the cap'n of this here ship, and...wot's tha',
laddie?  Be ye laffin' at me?  Ha'n't ye ever heard o' Pink Pyrate Pete?  Cap'n
Pigglesworth to ye.  If'n ye think this ship not be a proper figh'in' vessel,
I'll ha' ye know I've taken more tonnage than Dread Pirate Roberts.  Pink sails
don't signal the prey that we be pyrates (and pink cordage, and pink
paintwork, and pink...I be veerin' off course), so we can sneaks up on 'em real
close.  Then we hoist the Jolly Roger and boarders away wi' ye, laddie.

O'carse, af'er seein' the pink skull'n'crossbones, they've already laughed
themsel's to death, but ye don't argue wi' success!  Here now!  Stop that
laffin'.  OooooOOoooo, I could just stamp me li'tle pink boots...

Cap'n Pinkbeard



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  Re: Black Pennants!
 
(...) Pink it is, matey. Don't be talking down the pink fleet . . . they be small but dangerous. Remember the Boy Named Sue? (Pink banners be damnably hard to find, too, arrr . . .) (24 years ago, 6-Jul-00, to lugnet.gaming)

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