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In lugnet.pirates, John Robert Blaze Kanehl writes:
> In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > ROFLMAO!
> >
> > Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
> >
> > That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the • castle Anthrax?
> > :-)
> >
> > Dave
> >
> > John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> • wrote in message
> > news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> > > In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > > > "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What • I wouldn't give to
> > be
> > > > spat upon!"
> > > >
> > > > Dave
>
> "First we must find a shrubbery......Yes! a
> shrubbery.....or may be a very tall deciduos tree
> thingy...."
>
> > > > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The • guard must really like
> > > > you, to
> > > > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they • never gave me shackles.
> > > > Bloody
> > > > > lucky, you are!"
> > >
> > > And now for something completely different.....
> > >
> > > Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
> > >
> > > A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested • w/a black hawk, shouts
> > > insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle • wall, waving his arms
> > in
> > > obscene gestures....
> > >
> > > "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly • Junior
> > Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
> > >
> > > A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one • of Dave E's super
> > > chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, • crushing timmy, jar jar,
> > and
> > > Basil the Batlord
> > >
> > > <THUMP>
> > >
> > > King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by • his paige aniken
> > clicking
> > > a naboo seashell.....
> > >
> > > Later that day.....
> > > "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We • shall hence forth be
> > > known as the Knights who say • MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
> > >
> > > (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle • World which is a self
> > > governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
Megaphone,
Aaron
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| (...) castle Anthrax? (...) wrote in message (...) I wouldn't give to (...) "First we must find a shrubbery......Yes! a shrubbery.....or may be a very tall deciduos tree thingy...." (...) guard must really like (...) never gave me shackles. (...) (...) (25 years ago, 25-Feb-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.castle)
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