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ROFLMAO!
Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the castle Anthrax?
:-)
Dave
John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > "You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard! What I wouldn't give to be
> > spat upon!"
> >
> > Dave
> >
> > Jason Catena <catena@xnet.com> wrote in message
> > news:FqE911.F1o@lugnet.com...
> > > In lugnet.pirates, Jonathan Wilson writes:
> > > > This would also look great for castle dungeons. You
>
> could have a really
> > old
> > > > man, with no headwear on (bald, you see), a wizzards beard and a sutable
> > > > torso etc.
> > >
> > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The guard must really like you, to
> > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they never gave me shackles. Bloody
> > > lucky, you are!"
>
> And now for something completely different.....
>
> Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
>
> A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested w/a black hawk, shouts
> insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle wall, waving his arms in
> obscene gestures....
>
> "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly Junior Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
>
> A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one of Dave E's super
> chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, crushing timmy, jar jar, and
> Basil the Batlord
>
> <THUMP>
>
> King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by his paige aniken clicking
> a naboo seashell.....
>
> Later that day.....
> "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We shall hence forth be
> known as the Knights who say MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
>
> (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle World which is a self
> governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)
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