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Subject: 
Re: How to make shackles
Newsgroups: 
lugnet.pirates, lugnet.castle
Date: 
Fri, 25 Feb 2000 17:42:03 GMT
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In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> ROFLMAO!
> 
> Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week!
> 
> That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the • castle Anthrax?
> :-)
> 
> Dave
> 
> John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> • wrote in message
> news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com...
> > In lugnet.castle, David Simmons writes:
> > > "You lucky bastard!  You lucky, lucky bastard!  What • I wouldn't give to
> be
> > > spat upon!"
> > > 
> > > Dave

"First we must find a shrubbery......Yes! a
shrubbery.....or may be a very tall deciduos tree
thingy...."

> > > > "Ooooh, shackles! I wish they'd shackle me. The • guard must really like
> > > you, to
> > > > give you shackles. Been here five years, they • never gave me shackles.
> > > Bloody
> > > > lucky, you are!"
> > 
> > And now for something completely different.....
> > 
> > Monty Python's The Lego Grail.....
> > 
> > A figure outfitted in black and blue armor, crested • w/a black hawk, shouts
> > insults and taunts from high atop his Yellow Castle • wall, waving his arms
> in
> > obscene gestures....
> > 
> > "I CRAPP and BURP in your general direction you silly • Junior
> Kaaaaa-nigggettts"
> > 
> > A giant Technic trebuchet snaps forth launching one • of Dave E's super
> > chickens and a cow over the bright yellow wall, • crushing timmy, jar jar,
> and
> > Basil the Batlord
> > 
> > <THUMP>
> > 
> > King Leo yells "Flee, runaway!" and is followed by • his paige aniken
> clicking
> > a naboo seashell.....
> > 
> > Later that day.....
> > "we are no longer the Knights who say kneeee....We • shall hence forth be
> > known as the Knights who say • MOOOO....mooooo...moo...."
> > 
> > (This movie preview is NOT brought you by Castle • World which is a self
> > governing autonomous collective.....Thank you)



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(...) "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." Megaphone, Aaron (26 years ago, 30-Apr-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.castle)

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  Re: How to make shackles
 
ROFLMAO! Thanks, John, for the best laugh I've had all week! That was very creative writing, shall we push on to the castle Anthrax? :-) Dave John Robert Blaze Kanehl <johnNYblaze44@webtv.net> wrote in message news:FqHBu8.GHL@lugnet.com... (...) be (...) (27 years ago, 25-Feb-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.castle)

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