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Space Technologies (was Re: Burp Mountain Pictures)
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In lugnet.build, Tom McDonald writes:
> In lugnet.build, Richard W. Schamus writes:
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> Please refer to said alleged "nasty technology" as Spamcake, all in one word.
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> Thank you.
I appologize for the mispelling and misquoting Mr. Spprellentok' words. The
afore mentioned technology ('Spamcake') will most certainly from now on be
spelled correctly.
> Korgen W. Mellingsnird
> Attorney at Law
> Yuternob, Quawarmble, and Fleebnork :)
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> P.S. I'd use the trisodiumdiclorimethaline (TSDCM) myself, if only certain
> nano-universes didn't rely upon its crystalline structure for existence.
Also, Mr. Spprellentok advises that no nano-universes are harmed in the
creation and use of the crystals. Another quote from Mr. Spprellentok, "Each
crystal is 'farmed' in special tanks and 'grown' inside a bubble of
spacially inert time-space, and kept from contamination by nano-universes
during and after installation at the factory. It is an unfortunate occurance
that some of our customers may go outside our authorized dealers maintenance
facilities, and get potentially 'contaminated' crystals, which though much
cheaper, may cause this unfortunate condition upon replacement of the
crystals. 'Contaminated' crystals also cause a degridation of power and life
span of the crystals, as dominate intellegences 'fight' a power that they
cannot win against, but can only slow a process that ends up in an
inevitable destruction of that nano-universe. Customers are always advised
not to utilize such 'cheap' crystals (it's in the service contract), but we
at FFIPS Co. (that's Fun For Inter-Planetary Space™) cannot, and surely
would not stop anyone from utilizing crystals from whatever source that they
like. That's part of the fun of using our craft. We have even had some
customers ask for 'Spamcake' installed engine systems which we honor, though
obviously, not encouraged.
Our company is guilt free when it comes to our engine technology. We only
wish that the 'Spamcake' producers would be as concerned with the
micro-universes that utilize all 'Spamcake' power-pack structures for their
existance. It seems to us at FFIPS Co. (that's Fun For Inter-Planetary
Space™), that Mr.Korgen W. Mellingsnird is advocating a double standard when
it comes to universes that we don't actually populate."
Rich
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| In lugnet.build, Richard W. Schamus writes: <snip> (...) Please refer to said alleged "nasty technology" as Spamcake, all in one word. Thank you. Korgen W. Mellingsnird Attorney at Law Yuternob, Quawarmble, and Fleebnork :) P.S. I'd use the (...) (24 years ago, 18-May-01, to lugnet.build)
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