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Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
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Date: 
Tue, 4 Jan 2000 16:20:02 GMT
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Richard Parsons wrote:

Bruce Schlickbernd wrote >The pirate babe is his older ex-partner's
daughter - she just didn't want to
Waite any longer.  Which is just as well, since Doolittle's wife was • fooling
around with his partner!  As to whether they were barristers or soliciters, • ya
got me!  We only have one form of lawyer here (all at once: And That's One • Too
Many!).  ;-)

Doolittle is simply being honest and admitting he is a pirate (Oooooooo, • I'm
gonna get sued).  His partner wants his daughter back.  She doesn't want to
go.  The authorities are under the impression that she is being held • hostage,
so are reluctant to engage him broadside to broadside.

So not only is the honest, brave, shrewd Capt John E. Doolittle pursued by
the British navy (whose captains hold for him a sneaking admiration, so they
don't press the point too hard, except for the upper class, wet behind the
ears, fresh out of the Naval Academy types), but he is also pursued by the
wealthy and dishonest (overbilling, doublebilling, fee marking up) Malcolm
P. Waite (barrister, likely to burst into oratory without warning and on an
apparently random basis, as the mood takes him), who, truth be told, seeks
Doolittle not to rescue his daughter, but to avenge his own slighted honour,
and to avoid Doolittle's ex-wife, who despite being drop dead gorgeous, is a
pain in the domestic neck of truly biblical proportions.

Don't forget, Doolittle is also pursued by the nefarious Capt. Malcolm
Brickering(1) from whom he won the Aurora (formerly the Queen Anne
Revamped, re-named, of course, for his Lady Fair, Ms. Waite) in a
personal injury litigation on behalf of the Widows and Orphans of the
ill-fated HMS Royal Ork.

(1)(copyright 2000, Steve Campbell Enterprises)

SteveC
LEGO Perilous Pirate Page
http://www.widomaker.com/~litehous/Pirate/index.html
They moved the Lighthouse! To find out how:
http://www.widomaker.com/~litehous/movie.html

   
         
     
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
Newsgroups: 
lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Tue, 4 Jan 2000 17:31:08 GMT
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In lugnet.pirates, Steve Campbell writes:
Richard Parsons wrote:

Bruce Schlickbernd wrote >The pirate babe is his older ex-partner's
daughter - she just didn't want to
Waite any longer.  Which is just as well, since Doolittle's wife was • fooling
around with his partner!  As to whether they were barristers or soliciters, • ya
got me!  We only have one form of lawyer here (all at once: And That's One • Too
Many!).  ;-)

Doolittle is simply being honest and admitting he is a pirate (Oooooooo, • I'm
gonna get sued).  His partner wants his daughter back.  She doesn't want to
go.  The authorities are under the impression that she is being held • hostage,
so are reluctant to engage him broadside to broadside.

So not only is the honest, brave, shrewd Capt John E. Doolittle pursued by
the British navy (whose captains hold for him a sneaking admiration, so they
don't press the point too hard, except for the upper class, wet behind the
ears, fresh out of the Naval Academy types), but he is also pursued by the
wealthy and dishonest (overbilling, doublebilling, fee marking up) Malcolm
P. Waite (barrister, likely to burst into oratory without warning and on an
apparently random basis, as the mood takes him), who, truth be told, seeks
Doolittle not to rescue his daughter, but to avenge his own slighted honour,
and to avoid Doolittle's ex-wife, who despite being drop dead gorgeous, is a
pain in the domestic neck of truly biblical proportions.

Don't forget, Doolittle is also pursued by the nefarious Capt. Malcolm
Brickering(1) from whom he won the Aurora (formerly the Queen Anne
Revamped, re-named, of course, for his Lady Fair, Ms. Waite) in a
personal injury litigation on behalf of the Widows and Orphans of the
ill-fated HMS Royal Ork.

(1)(copyright 2000, Steve Campbell Enterprises)

SteveC
LEGO Perilous Pirate Page
http://www.widomaker.com/~litehous/Pirate/index.html
They moved the Lighthouse! To find out how:
http://www.widomaker.com/~litehous/movie.html

This history is getting positively baroque.  We need a summation from...oh hey,
I forget who started this!  Richard?

"Arrrr, is a Baroque anything like a Bark or Brig?"

The Corsair

Bruce

    
          
      
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
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lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Tue, 4 Jan 2000 17:52:49 GMT
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Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
"Arrrr, is a Baroque anything like a Bark or Brig?"

Yea, it's a Bark which has been hit by a full broadside from a 1st rate
ship of the line, and now it's baroque in two...

--
Frank Filz

-----------------------------
Work: mailto:ffilz@us.ibm.com (business only please)
Home: mailto:ffilz@mindspring.com

     
           
       
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
Newsgroups: 
lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Tue, 4 Jan 2000 18:07:19 GMT
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In lugnet.pirates, Frank Filz writes:
Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
"Arrrr, is a Baroque anything like a Bark or Brig?"

Yea, it's a Bark which has been hit by a full broadside from a 1st rate
ship of the line, and now it's baroque in two...

--
Frank Filz

-----------------------------
Work: mailto:ffilz@us.ibm.com (business only please)
Home: mailto:ffilz@mindspring.com


And here I be thinking that Baroque be the condition of me swag bag affer I
purchase said vessel from Lego wif'out it being on sale.  I be such a lubber at
times.

The Corsair

     
           
      
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
Newsgroups: 
lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Tue, 4 Jan 2000 18:40:54 GMT
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S.A.CAMPBELL@LARC.NASA.GOVihatespam
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Frank Filz wrote:

Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
"Arrrr, is a Baroque anything like a Bark or Brig?"

Yea, it's a Bark which has been hit by a full broadside from a 1st rate
ship of the line, and now it's baroque in two...

--

HUUURL

SteveC
LEGO Perilous Pirate Page
http://www.widomaker.com/~litehous/Pirate/index.html
They moved the Lighthouse! To find out how:
http://www.widomaker.com/~litehous/movie.html

    
          
     
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
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lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Wed, 5 Jan 2000 04:05:24 GMT
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Bruce Schlickbernd wrote
This history is getting positively baroque.

Yeah.  Cool, isn't it.

We need a summation from...oh hey, I forget who started this!  Richard?


I'm writing as fast as I can, but my y2k compliant quill isn't made for this
kind of high pressure work.

I'll try to knock it out late tonight :-)

So far so good, no-one seems to have crossed storylines, everything has been
a consistent addition.  And I like it!

I guess the smart thing to do is to throw it up on a web page (sans pictures
obviously, I have some building and photography to do.  In fact, I have a
LOT of building and photography to do ;-).

Richard
Still baldly going...
Check out Port Block at http://www.hinet.net.au/~guinan/

    
          
      
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
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lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Wed, 5 Jan 2000 12:44:48 GMT
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On Wed, 5 Jan 2000, Richard Parsons (<FnuGp7.A2@lugnet.com>) wrote at
04:05:24

I guess the smart thing to do is to throw it up on a web page (sans pictures
obviously, I have some building and photography to do.  In fact, I have a
LOT of building and photography to do ;-).

But you do it so well :-)
--
Tony Priestman

    
          
     
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle, summary
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Date: 
Wed, 5 Jan 2000 12:54:38 GMT
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Bruce Schlickbernd wrote
This history is getting positively baroque.


We need a summation from...oh hey, I forget who started this!  Richard?

http://www.hinet.net.au/~guinan/doo.htm ;-)

Richard
Still baldly going...
Check out Port Block at http://www.hinet.net.au/~guinan/

   
         
   
Subject: 
Re: John E. Doolittle
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lugnet.pirates
Date: 
Wed, 5 Jan 2000 10:07:28 GMT
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Steve Campbell wrote:

Richard Parsons wrote:
So not only is the honest, brave, shrewd Capt John E. Doolittle pursued by
the British navy (whose captains hold for him a sneaking admiration, so they
don't press the point too hard, except for the upper class, wet behind the
ears, fresh out of the Naval Academy types), but he is also pursued by the
wealthy and dishonest (overbilling, doublebilling, fee marking up) Malcolm
P. Waite (barrister, likely to burst into oratory without warning and on an
apparently random basis, as the mood takes him), who, truth be told, seeks
Doolittle not to rescue his daughter, but to avenge his own slighted honour,
and to avoid Doolittle's ex-wife, who despite being drop dead gorgeous, is a
pain in the domestic neck of truly biblical proportions.

Don't forget, Doolittle is also pursued by the nefarious Capt. Malcolm
Brickering(1) from whom he won the Aurora (formerly the Queen Anne
Revamped, re-named, of course, for his Lady Fair, Ms. Waite) in a
personal injury litigation on behalf of the Widows and Orphans of the
ill-fated HMS Royal Ork.

Royal Ork?  nanu nanu

So *that's* what you do with those Insectoids aliens--it's "Orson"!

LFB

 

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