| | | | | Eric Kingsley wrote:
> We are all
> equal except for Shaun, Joe, and Suz. They are below us all. ;-).
Now, now.. watch it mister! We've got secret weapons galore.. Example:
never underestimate the powers of a Lady's comely appearance and snappy
fashion sense!
You see, with the kinda charisma we've got happnin' on our side, we're
apt to charm all your frontline troops into sissy submission, not to
mention those slews of pitchfork toting, peasantly onlookers, and the
abundance of fanged & clawed woodland creatures eager to surround and
munch on whatever we may suggest..
Just a single paralyzingly amicable smile from Sir Joe, or a blazing
Lancelotian gaze from our heroic, ever-dashing Sir Shaun could have your
feeble troops wooed and stunned into puddles in the first turn - like
deer gazing into torchlights! Then, as they least expect it, swathak!!
off with their heads!
Muahahaha. looks that kill.
- Lady Suz.
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| In lugnet.org.us.nelug, Suzanne D. Rich writes:
> Just a single paralyzingly amicable smile from Sir Joe, or a blazing
> Lancelotian gaze from our heroic, ever-dashing Sir Shaun could have your
> feeble troops wooed and stunned into puddles in the first turn - like
> deer gazing into torchlights! Then, as they least expect it, swathak!!
> off with their heads!
>
> Muahahaha. looks that kill.
While thy looks may startle and bedazzle, they slayeth not. 'Tis still a
task left to thy sword-- thy sword which hath lain forgotten whilst
attending thy hair. But if the question is to seek out looks that kill, then
be thee forwarned. For amongst the ranks of my soldiers lurks a face which
dost TRULY kill. A knight clad in green, and a visored helm, to keep his
hideousness secret. His heinous "T" emblem covered by Plate Armor, that none
but the most deserving might set their gaze upon it. Yes, my quibbling
rivals, a Timmy stands within our men. [Too bad we probably won't field him
-- we're not THAT mean :) ]
DaveE
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| David Eaton wrote:
>
> In lugnet.org.us.nelug, Suzanne D. Rich writes:
> > Just a single paralyzingly amicable smile from Sir Joe, or a blazing
> > Lancelotian gaze from our heroic, ever-dashing Sir Shaun could have your
> > feeble troops wooed and stunned into puddles in the first turn - like
> > deer gazing into torchlights! Then, as they least expect it, swathak!!
> > off with their heads!
> >
> > Muahahaha. looks that kill.
>
> While thy looks may startle and bedazzle, they slayeth not. 'Tis still a
> task left to thy sword-- thy sword which hath lain forgotten whilst
> attending thy hair. But if the question is to seek out looks that kill, then
> be thee forwarned. For amongst the ranks of my soldiers lurks a face which
> dost TRULY kill. A knight clad in green, and a visored helm, to keep his
> hideousness secret. His heinous "T" emblem covered by Plate Armor, that none
> but the most deserving might set their gaze upon it. Yes, my quibbling
> rivals, a Timmy stands within our men. [Too bad we probably won't field him
> -- we're not THAT mean :) ]
>
> DaveE
[GASP] AAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhgg!!!
nooooooooooo...
[throat clearing] We are not amused!
Sir Shaun! Sir Joe! Be prepared to prepare.. THE TIMMY LAUNCHER.
may'st it be readied to fling-ith back chunks o' their vile T-beast!
- Lady Suz
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| In lugnet.org.us.nelug, Suzanne D. Rich writes:
> Eric Kingsley wrote:
> > We are all
> > equal except for Shaun, Joe, and Suz. They are below us all. ;-).
>
> Now, now.. watch it mister! We've got secret weapons galore.. Example:
> never underestimate the powers of a Lady's comely appearance and snappy
> fashion sense!
>
> You see, with the kinda charisma we've got happnin' on our side, we're
> apt to charm all your frontline troops into sissy submission, not to
> mention those slews of pitchfork toting, peasantly onlookers, and the
> abundance of fanged & clawed woodland creatures eager to surround and
> munch on whatever we may suggest..
>
> Just a single paralyzingly amicable smile from Sir Joe, or a blazing
> Lancelotian gaze from our heroic, ever-dashing Sir Shaun could have your
> feeble troops wooed and stunned into puddles in the first turn - like
> deer gazing into torchlights! Then, as they least expect it, swathak!!
> off with their heads!
>
> Muahahaha. looks that kill.
>
> - Lady Suz.
Oh-oh... Eric K, Dave E, I think we pi$$@& off the wrong person here...
Watch out.
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