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Intelligence update concerning bunny activity
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lugnet.space
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Thu, 30 Dec 2004 17:13:37 GMT
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Rat Intelligence Agency, Intelligence update IU 235832055-349552-223
Strategic briefing:
Since the escapees from the unmanned weapons research facility by a bunny in the
Hopjet fighter and a number of bunnies participating in the Classroom slaughter
incident met up and founded the Bunny Liberation Army, it’s numbers and
resources has been growing at an astonishing rate which can’t be explained by
their frequent rescue operations from the human torture facilities known as
labs. So in order to understand their resource base and establish whether
they’re a threat to rat interest, they’ve been put under increased surveillance:
NW part of Zealand, Denmark, Bunny Liberation Army (BLA) temporary supply and
refuelling camp,
Overview
During recent surveillance of a Bunny Liberation
Army field refuelling camp the following intelligence has been gathered by
agents during a few hours of reasonable weather on the 25th of December.
The field refuelling camp is situated beneath camouflaging growth guarded by two
of what looks like bunny Mechs(!) and 5-6 white and black bunnies armed with
revolvers and a rocket launcher. Mind the two lookout posts on top of the
growth.
Although the white bunnies are perfectly camouflaged by the snow, it seems like
the sudden change in weather has taken the bunnies completely by surprise as
most of the troops and crafts are in their usual green and brown camouflage
pattern and for the time being, they hide under the branches refuelling one
craft at a time. There seems to be some bickering and pointing around, and the
morale seems low due to cold weather and general confusion.
Time table:
15.13, the ABC’s refuelling
15.32.43, Something alerts the bunnies.
15.32.47, An unknown craft approaches at high speed from the northeast.
The new arrival heads straight for the fuel tank, and after a while the ABC
finishes refuelling while the troops embark, and by 15.39 the ABC moves over
toward the old BAC.
15.40 Reasonable good shot of Bunny Power Suit and the unknown craft refuelling
while the ABC’s parking next to the BAC
15.50 Troops from ABC at ease in the growing darkness.
16.20 Suddenly an unidentified black craft leaves the cover heading east.
Reasonable good picture of the craft before it disappears in the distance.
17.00 After dark the troops embark the BAC and ABC and head east.
19.00 Last picture on the film before total darkness: The 2nd Mech has moved a
bit further out from it’s trampled post. The next day the bunnies had vanished
together with the snow.
Conclusions from this new intelligence:
Primarily it seems like the bunnies organizational capabilities and
technological level surpass even our wildest expectations and the Rat
Organization might seriously reconsider our philosophy of growth through
corruption to mach these:
In addition to the previously two types of military
crafts: ABC’s and BAC’s we’ve now got pictures of two entirely new military
crafts: Mechs and the unknown type of hovercraft (currently being analysed by
rat scientists), and from the rapid disbandment of the camp the presence of
transport ships can be deduced (to get the slow Mechs and fuel tank out without
leaving tracks). This concurs with the departure of the BAC and ABC at 17.00, as
these usually work together in standard rescue operations together with some
kind of transports for evacuation of the detainees.
It was only tanks to the unexpected snow that the agents were able to spot the
black craft leaving at 16.20, which enhancement of the pictures has helped
identifing as a black ABC carrying what seems to be some pretty nasty looking
black clad bunnies, and this raises serious questions: It’s the first time one
is spotted so who are they, what kind of operations do they perform, and how
long has they been around?
Note that the enhancement also revealed the secret hover technology
Judging by the unexpected number of crafts it seems like the bunnies are able to
expand their resource base at an undiminished rate, and the new types of crafts
and units indicates a revision of their strategy moving beyond simple rescue
operations, and this only amplify the need to step up the surveillance and
getting spies into their organization as it’s obvious that the BLA has parted
completely with the usual bunny ideology of cuteness and peaceful propagation
Unfortunately the bunnies don’t want rats in their organization (even though
they usually let out the rats too when rescuing their brethren), so all attempts
to enlist rats have been futile, and attempts to bribe bunnies has been stepped
up:
PS: These crafts are of course entries to the military hover contest, and
further pictures can be seen on Brickshelf (when moderated):
Main folder,
Bunny
Artillery Craft (1 bunny category),
Armed Bunny
Carrier (multi bunny category),
ABC -
Black ops version,
Bunny Sniper
Craft (1 bunny category).
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