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Re: My pirate lexicon.
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Mon, 24 Apr 2000 00:48:01 GMT
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In lugnet.pirates, Markus Wolf writes:
   Today's contribution to the Pirate Lego community... my official pirate
lexicon.  I'm taking a crew to the Bahamas in June and we'll be
performing/ministering/building at an orphanage with my little skit production
known as "Swashbuckler's Island."  To help my drama team get into character, I
compiled the below.  Any feedback, corrections, are appreciated.

Markus

How to Talk Like a Pirate

It's easy to be a swashbuckling buccaneer. You only need to understand
the rules of speech. The vast majority of this material was taken from
fictional literary sources, videos, internet junk, and etc., implying that
this is more "Hollywood lingo" or pirate mythos, and not necessarily all that
historically accurate. I must give credit to Sid Fleischmann, an awesome
author who wrote alot of cool pirate books that I got lots of colorful
material from.

A Few "Grammar" Rules for Pirate Lingo
Start with a Cockney accent, the fun English accent
Say "ye" instead of "you"
Say "me" instead of "my" e.g. "Taste me steel, ye old shark"
Drop the "h" frequently in strong "h"-words like him and his   e.g. "This
is 'im, Captain, the thief"

Arrrr, ye be violatin' the rules awready, ye lubber.   This be 'im, Cap'n.  Ye
be conjugatin' the bloody verb.

Don't say "no" but say "nay",

Aye!  Uh, nay, arrr, this be a trick question.

Don't say "yes" but say "aye" (pronounced like "eye")

Aye-aye, Cap'n.

Don't use the word "it" but drop the "i" and attach the "T" to the next word
e.g. "  'twas quite an evening" , "  'tis time for sleep" (like in

Tisn't!  Always be argumentative-like.  We pyrates be socialists that flout
authority.

Christmas songs)
Use the term "pray" instead of "please" e.g. "Pray, hand me that pistol"

Polite be right out!

Use "be" instead of "is"  e.g.  "There be treasure on this island"

Thar be treasure.  Pronounce the "arrrrrr" so far back in yer throat that ye
swallow it.

Use singular case of verb frequently for plural usage e.g. "They wants a fair
wind"
Drop the "f" in the word "of"   e.g. "bit o' luck", "pack o' thieves"

Bloody Irish pyrates, I be thinkin'.  I be havin' a cousin named O'Thief,
methinks.

Try an "a" and drop the "g" on "ing" verbs  e.g. "He's a-scrubbin' the pots"

Yer conjugatin' agin.

Use "nary" instead of "none" or "zero" or "hardly"  e.g. "There be nary a soul
on board"
Replace "thought" with  the word "thunk" e.g. " 'E thunk 'e left me peg leg in
the crow's nest"
When talking numbers, tell the tens place last, e.g. "four and twenty" or "one
hundred six and forty"

What Pirates Call One Another
buccaneers
cutthroats
sea-dogs
seafaring men,
sea men

Ye left off corsair, ye sea-dog!  Been samplin' too much grog.

I be a-wading through the rest o'yer list at 8 bells.  Splice the mainbrace in
the meantyme...

The Corsair



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  Re: My pirate lexicon.
 
(...) production (...) I (...) soul (...) in (...) or "one (...) Aye, Thanks for the corrections. Sure and certain, I always thought Corsair were a type of ship, but Webster uses the word for both a ship and a pyrate. One quick question regarding me (...) (25 years ago, 24-Apr-00, to lugnet.pirates)

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  My pirate lexicon.
 
Today's contribution to the Pirate Lego community... my official pirate lexicon. I'm taking a crew to the Bahamas in June and we'll be performing/ministering/building at an orphanage with my little skit production known as "Swashbuckler's Island." (...) (25 years ago, 23-Apr-00, to lugnet.pirates) ! 

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