"Bridge Over Troubled Water" "Bridge Over Troubled Linoleum" "A Bridge Too Far" "A Brick Too Far" "How Long Is The Gap? 6 Feet. How Wide Is The Gap? 1 Foot. I Will Build My Bridge ACROSS The Gap." (apologies to The Goon Show) Personally, I like "A (...) (23 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto)
