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TEST(please ignore if possible!)
Fatal Warning!!!
Erin Windross is not responsible for broken eyes, missing arms, aliens popping
out of your chest, brains turning upsidedown, turning inside out, dead cats,
and other funny but fatal, painful injuries when reading this message. Note:
this is a test. When using this Test product please keep in mind the following
directions/warnings! Test should be shaken not stirred, please keep in room
temperature enviroment. Do not place in, beside, above or below any heat/cold
source! Test works best when aplied to scalp and rubbed in thouroughly, rinse
and repeat. WARNING! test should not be seen, heard, spoken to from anyone
above the age of 1 month. Danger, Test is highly flammable, toxic, corrosive,
and poisonious, but test can be used for other purposes. Keep away from
children. Test may be hazardous, and could cause severe shaking, vomiting and
laughing. To use test properly please follow these directions, insert test
into testing test area, turn, lather, screw, and detonate. Enjoy! When the
product comes in contact with water please do as follows: get in the product,
take paddle and start to do long stroking motions. When raining outside please
keep test in a safe dry enviroment. Test. If confused about directions please
go to page 147, paragraph A69 line 138. If still confused please go to website
www.test.com . If test catches fire, please do as follows: Repent sins and try
to get a nice funeral! Test can also be used to clean dirt from those little
corners of your house! If you have any questions, comments, ramblings, anoying
pranks about Test please phone 1-800 555-8378 One of our friendly test
operators will gladly report your tip to the police. Please handle Test with
caution. When walking test outdoors remember that Test is your friend and will
never do anything to hurt you! Instructions for test: Please insert screw A
into slot F, put screw E into Black Hole C, Take large steel plate 15-G and
place ontop of pole 93-Z and now you should have something that looks like
figure 198034-ACRZ. Lugnet is not responsible for anything that happens during
this message. All rights reserved. If rights were not reserved someone would
be in my parking space! Note: Lego is the trademark of the Lego company and
it's affiliates. This message is in NOOOO way afilliated with The Lego Company!
This message will self destruct in 1 minute if carefully not stored and patted.
If test does not fullfill required testing test duties please contact your
local S.W.A.T team and try to have a nice day! Remember! this is only a test.
SO THERE!!!
Copyright 1999.
Erin
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Quote of the day from Erin "Aggghh my fingers hurt!!!"
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