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  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
(...) Son of a birch, Larry, can yew never leaf well enough alone? (Sorry, I was pining for an excuse to pun...woodn't want to go too long without!) Matt (23 years ago, 10-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
(...) Boy, am I ever-green when it comes to punning, it took me a while to twigure that one out. (...) Ce-dar yew go again, Sap-pose LUGNET put a ban on punning, what would you do? I'd hate to think... (...) Are-bu-tis trying to branch out and show (...) (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Geordan Hankinson writes: ? (...) Oak-kay? Swing and a miss. I'm ash-amed of you fur knot catching that one;-( -John (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
(...) Well ex-yeeeew-se me fur knot seeing it! ;-) I'm not that good at raking in good puns yet. I'm just a sappling at the moment, with sappy puns all over, no need to saw me down to a stump like that. ;-) -Geordan- (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
(...) Willow ver look it this time; just don't get crazy and jump off a bridge into the river, Geordan. -John (...) (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and I throw myself over the bridge!
 
(...) too late, check the subject line, i have now established my roots at the bon-tom of the river. ;-) I think I sent something by e-mail accidently in mid message, sorry about the spam, I still have to change the darn "reply" settings, -Geordan- (...) (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
(...) Oh, man. I'm plum out of puns. Wattle I do? What a lemon. I may-pull out of this pun-fest. ROSCO (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and a
 
(...) Explain this, does punning make you sappy? Oak-ay, maybe if we wrote this on paper I would understand. But we all want t-o-live online. Water you thinking? I'm leaving now, and let no dog bark. -Shiri (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and I throw myself over the bridge!
 
(...) Well, the river, Geordan, is deep and wide...Holly-leluia Milk and honey on the other side...Holly-luia. -John (23 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and I throw myself over the bridge!
 
(...) bon-tom of (...) I Neal and bough in your holy punning presence 8?) ROSCO (23 years ago, 12-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: and a one, and a two and I throw myself over the bridge!
 
(...) Ah, the ac-cool-aids keep flowing in...I'vy never bean stumped-- ax anyone! Miss? I? Yeah... -John (23 years ago, 12-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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