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    Re: Transit Time to Mars —James Brown
   (...) Ouch! Careful how you toss those puns around, some of us have negative reaction to the things. James (URL) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Todd Lehman
     (...) Sometimes they just escape by themselves. --Todd (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Michael Horvath
   (...) Theoretically, they could approach the speed of light, but I wouldn't want to hit a dust particle at that speed! (Not to mention that you would have to convert conventional matter into a more basic type of particle in order to go that fast. Of (...) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Todd Lehman
     (...) Well, you might be able to steer out of the way dust in time. --Todd (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Transit Time to Mars —Lindsay Frederick Braun
       (...) Do you really 'speck us to believe that? -LFB (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —Todd Lehman
      (...) Dag-burnit, is there no escape from this crazy atmosphere of punnery? --Todd (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —James Brown
      (...) We'd have to be fuels to try. James (URL) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —Todd Lehman
      (...) Does anyone fuel that these puns are getting annoying? Ummm, G, we'd better stop! --Todd (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —John Neal
       (...) Well, this happuns to be the corerect N, er... G for it. -John (...) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —Ben Roller
      (...) Well if John has the N er G for it, then I say we continue. Ben Roller (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —James Brown
      (...) I don't know - I don't think there's much potential there. James (URL) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —Larry Pieniazek
      I try to avoid re-entry to this group(1) but the accelerating badness of these puns forces me to ask for a brake, aero or otherwise. I know it doesn't matter to the rest of you but I prefer quality to quantity. High specific impulses to post should (...) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —Jeff Stembel
      (...) I, for pun, kinda like them. Does anypun besides Larry dislike them? Jeff (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Transit Time to Mars —Lindsay Frederick Braun
       (...) Aw, Larry's just got his i-on causing trouble...I'd say that it's only a stage, but I'd just be a booster if I did. -LFB. (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Transit Time to Mars —James Brown
     (...) Gah. Your capacity for a dirty pun has overwhelmed me. You might say I've been swept away... James (URL) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Transit Time to Mars —Todd Lehman
     (...) I'd better vacuum, then. --Todd (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Transit Time to Mars —John Neal
      (...) *That* job sucks. -John (...) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Jasper Janssen
   (...) Lightsails. (...) You need a Ramjet-type magnetic field to safeguard you.. (...) No. I don't know where you got that idea, but all SF series on TV today are usually simply wrong when it comes to advenced theory explanation. So is Scientific (...) (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Michael Horvath
   (...) more (...) I've heard of nanobots being able to construct atoms. Get a lot of those working in sync and you could construct a whole new me! (25 years ago, 16-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Jasper Janssen
   (...) I think you just proved my point. Jasper (25 years ago, 17-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Transit Time to Mars —Michael Horvath
   (...) I read it in a magazine. Mike (25 years ago, 17-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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