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| A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved (...) (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Groan of the week #4
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| (...) Then a bird flew into the bar and was stunned. (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| A little later a termite walks into the same bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: ATOC cloning in real life
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| (...) Oh, that was 'Gold,' pure Gold!!! lol "Zygot better things to do..." Too funny... -R (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: ATOC cloning in real life
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| (...) Well I hope you've conserved enough energy for this one: E=mc^2 All this potential and I'm wasting it on puns. :) Radiantly yours, Ben Roller (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Cervix with a smile? <Sorry, Zygot better things to than to fetus all with this old formula> -John (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: rtl12 Game Proposal
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| (...) "fowl"? A cardinal misteak of rookery punners. I hope you're not gulled by my glory robin. Conure forgive me? -John (...) (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Waterfowl... close enough. Grins, DUCKS, runs. Anyway let's stop this one, before someone gets hurt from the bad puns. Right now we are in a "no blood, no foul" situation. DUCKS and runs FARTHER. FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Groan of the week #5
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| Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. (24 years ago, 5-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Groan of the week #4
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| Oh, brother! Niece tri, but dad's gotta stop, cousin a minute, you're gunna learn your wesson, Smith! (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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