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| Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: SFSC - Photoware - JM design
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| What an "explosive" idea! An innovative use of those "plastique" tiles... How would one work on that engine in the shed, remove it with a "boom" crane? "James Mathis" <thakius@nmt.edu> wrote in message news:GuEuKv.1FL@lugnet.com... (...) 8?) (...) (24 years ago, 11-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.trains)
| | | | | Groan of the week
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| Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (24 years ago, 15-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: LegoLand Modelmakers Experience - photos from the 'behind the scenes' tour
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| (...) Jon, stop making those sagging puns! They're just a waist. So zip it, or I'll have to belt you. best LFB PS: I did most audibly groan at you, Mr. Palmer. Shame! :) (24 years ago, 8-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.uk, lugnet.legoland.windsor, lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Any LUG activity here?
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| (...) Ain't that the Pitts? xfut -> o-t.pun -Tim (who spent FOUR - count them, one, two, three, FOUR years trying to get a club to form in Chicago, and we FINALLY have something) (24 years ago, 7-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.us.pa.pit, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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