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| Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: SFSC - Photoware - JM design
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| What an "explosive" idea! An innovative use of those "plastique" tiles... How would one work on that engine in the shed, remove it with a "boom" crane? "James Mathis" <thakius@nmt.edu> wrote in message news:GuEuKv.1FL@lugnet.com... (...) 8?) (...) (24 years ago, 11-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.trains)
| | | | | Groan of the week
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| Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (24 years ago, 15-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: LegoLand Modelmakers Experience - photos from the 'behind the scenes' tour
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| (...) Jon, stop making those sagging puns! They're just a waist. So zip it, or I'll have to belt you. best LFB PS: I did most audibly groan at you, Mr. Palmer. Shame! :) (24 years ago, 8-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.uk, lugnet.legoland.windsor, lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Any LUG activity here?
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| (...) Ain't that the Pitts? xfut -> o-t.pun -Tim (who spent FOUR - count them, one, two, three, FOUR years trying to get a club to form in Chicago, and we FINALLY have something) (24 years ago, 7-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.us.pa.pit, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." ROSCO (24 years ago, 5-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: 2x4 Cheezy Brick Packs Now In Store!
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| but would it excuse teeth marks on your bricks? -- James Stacey ---...--- www.minifig.co.uk #925 - I'm a citizen of Legoland travelling Incommunicado "Tom McDonald" <radiotitan@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:GtvJu5.DnL@lugnet.com... (...) to (...) (...) (24 years ago, 2-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.clone-brands, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | | | Re: 2x4 Cheezy Brick Packs Now In Store!
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| (...) Maybe Lugnet.build.cheese is in order! But it could be whey out of line too.... -Tom McD. when replying, spamcheesecake... now at a bakery near you! (24 years ago, 1-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.clone-brands, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | | | A pun chat
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| (URL) The Galactic Shipyard - (URL) My Lego Creations - (URL) Attack of the Bricks - (URL) (24 years ago, 27-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Spider-Man in San Diego
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| (...) "em-bare-assed"? Calmness will rectify this situation, Maggie. Feel free to colon me if you need any further advice. -John (24 years ago, 26-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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