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  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
If I could just shoulder in here... (...) Hmmmm Mark... I would say thats a pretty wristy assumption! Rob McMurray (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Thumbthing tells me I won't be able to stop you if you do, so I wouldn't even lift a little finger to try. Urp. Mark and I both forgot to trim followups down to just lugnet.off-topic.pun but it's done now. Please don't cut off a finger as (...) (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
In lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, Larry Pieniazek writes: But by using multiplicative (...) Say! That's very clever Larry! Mind if I apply the ol' five-finger discount and use that myself? Matt (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) No. It (per JA of Green Bay) WAS a battle of wits. But now let us assume only your side is left. One side is only half of the battle. So it's half a battle of wits. (1/2 * Battle * Wits) But by using multiplicative commutativity, you can (...) (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Don't make me give you the finger! Matt (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Hey, no posts since this morning. Does that mean I won the Arms Race? ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 5-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) I really gotta hand it to you guys... ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Zounds! It's a battle of wits among the unarmed. JSA -- Green Bay Lacrosse-- Play hard; play often. (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Hey Frank, don't you elbow into enough stuff already? Clark (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Yeah, Matt. But if everyone's right, what's left? Clark (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Arms for the poor! Arms for the poor! Anyone for some hand me down arms? So, will it cost an arm and a leg to ship these to each other? Frank (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Very humerus. JSA -- Green Bay Lacrosse-- Play hard; play often. (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Ya' know what? I was going to make an off-hand remark in this thread, but I just couldn't nail one down. I hate to point fingers, but the person who started the puns deserves to be back-handed right across kisser. Matt 8-) (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Well, Admiral Head, I should have (1) fingered you'd like the thought of making puns on this topic. But if they're not high quality, you may be in for a slap on the wrist from the pun police. So knuckle down and get cracking on making good! 1 (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
I think this beats all previous suggestions hands down. (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Sounds too good to be true! I don't think I can just sleeve this one alone! Rob McMurray spaceghost0@dellmail.com (...) (25 years ago, 3-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
It's a call to arms! Woo hoo! :^D ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 3-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: why parts yellow (was Re: Sopwith Camel pictures)
 
(...) Just get yourself some free radical traps. Work like a charm for us, and we didn't even have to pay shipping. <grin> (wait for it...) It really is pretty elementary. <duck & run> James (25 years ago, 30-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: If women were in charge...
 
(...) This conversation is definitely turning me off. Can we switch to something a bit more enlightening? I cord stand to have a change. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 18-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: If women were in charge...
 
(...) How very like a man to make a bad pun and forget to put the seat back down (er, that is, set the FUT correctly) ++Lar (25 years ago, 18-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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