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  Re: Need Balls!
 
(...) This reminds me of some people I know who couldn't find their own butt with both hands! (...) Yeouch! (...) Vigorous rubbing is one thing... but sandpaper and pins??!? Yeeeeouch!!! (...) ...And provided the robot can actually get near them (...) (27 years ago, 21-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: new lego web site, microsoft, and trademark stupidity.
 
(...) Now you're just being too diacritical, my friend. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 21-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An actual ATAT site!
 
(...) This gives the big song from Eddie and the Cruisers a new twist, eh? (Yah, this helps give away my age... ;-) Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: An actual ATAT site!
 
(...) Jeez, Todd. Don't force your puns on us again, ok? James (URL) (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.starwars, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Pronunciation Question
 
(...) Why would someone want to measure Mr. Data doing an Irish dance? Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Pronunciation Question
 
(...) No, no, no! You're thinking of jugabyte. A jigabyte is the unit of measure for the data in an Irish dance. Jeff (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Pronunciation Question
 
(...) Is *that* why they live in Silicon Valley, and why on a windy day they like to go saline? Homer: DOW-oh! (John) (...) (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Pronunciation Question
 
(...) I think I know how we'll choose teams for softball at the First Annual LUGNET picnic /;^, -John (...) (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Pronunciation Question
 
(...) A Jigabyte is the unit of measurement used for the data in a Baywatch transmission. Just like a Jigawatt, which is the unit of work done in one week by the overpaid plastic surgeons who maintain a Baywatch cast. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Pronunciation Question
 
(...) On the other hand, jigabyte (like "gigantic"). (27 years ago, 19-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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