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  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) I should refrain from judgment-- every man should be treated (to a little) equus. -John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Neigh! I object! On the other hand, the more the mare-ier... Dave! (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) You mean "feel up"? (...) John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Ah, The Bridle sweet! I don't mean to nag, but when it's against the law to feel a little hoarse, only outlaws will feel little horses. And then they'll have to pony up the dough or be left out in the colt. Dave! (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) As long as we don't whip him into shape--that'd be spreading it on just a little too thick! Dave K (that's all I got... oh well :) ) (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Also seen on CNN
 
(...) Bruce, thanks for saddling us with that foal image-- I don't like it one bit. Topping such behavior is my mane concern, not to stirrup more trouble-- I wouldn't want you to barn in hell. -John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #34
 
It's a badly known fact that Quasimodo (you know - the Hunchback of Notredame) has an Identical twin bother. The twin had left the city many years ago, to live in the countryside, where he made a good livinÿg as a bell-ringer for a small rural (...) (23 years ago, 26-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Briefing
 
Nice conversation of Bush Jr (hmm!) with Condi Rice after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. (...) (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #33
 
(...) Ha! You sleigh me! When it reins it pours I guess... -H. (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #33
 
(...) Looks like you've precipitated a shower of replies. All hail Ross, king of the punsters. Long may he reign. Richie (23 years ago, 19-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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