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A koala walks into a restauraunt, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the waiter in the arm and then leaves. The waiter runs after the koala and says "Hey, what did you do that for?". The koala says "Look me up in the dictionary and you'll find out". (...) (23 years ago, 10-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) It also never made any cents. <smirk> -H. (23 years ago, 6-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) Maybe it was a tithe.... "It's a myth, a myth!" "Yeth???" -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) It depends. Was the two cents interesting, or taxing? James (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) Yeah, that never made sense to me either! -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #31
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Old Groan
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(...) It's in here (among other places): (URL) kids have heard me say "Put... the candle... back" ever since they can remember, whenever I want them to put something back. One of these days they'll figure out what in the world I'm alluding to. :-) (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Old Groan
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(...) I'm pretty sure that "Transylvania 6-5000" has a Transylvania Station in it. but it doesn't have Gene Wilder or Marty Feldman, though. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Extra Groan
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After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Old Groan
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(...) Nope, think Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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