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| When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) It's in here (among other places): (URL) kids have heard me say "Put... the candle... back" ever since they can remember, whenever I want them to put something back. One of these days they'll figure out what in the world I'm alluding to. :-) (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) I'm pretty sure that "Transylvania 6-5000" has a Transylvania Station in it. but it doesn't have Gene Wilder or Marty Feldman, though. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Old Groan
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| (...) Nope, think Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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