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Hi Sean -
Can't say I made it up... a friend sent it to me. I had to share :-)
-Tim
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Sean Devolites writes:
> LOL. The first and third parts are the best.
> Did you make that up Tim, or did you find it somewhere?
> Hasta La Vista, Sean
>
> In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Tim Courtney writes:
> > Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
> >
> > (Read this aloud, if you can!)
> >
> > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> > and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and
> > the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> > then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> >
> > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a
> > dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in
> > the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index
> > doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your
> > system's gonna crash!!
> >
> > If the label on the cable on the table at your
> > house says the network is connected to the button on
> > your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another
> > protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
> > down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
> > side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window
> > are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot
> > and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
> > sucker's gonna hang!
> >
> > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in
> > the disk, and the macro code instructions cause
> > unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory
> > and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
> > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
> > tell your Mom!
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