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Here's a cute one
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Sat, 23 Sep 2000 14:34:02 GMT
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> Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi.
> 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won Ton.
> 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope.
> Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 banana
> second.
> 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz.
> Basic Unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower.
> 100 Senators; Not 1 decision.
> 8 nickels; 2 paradigms.
> 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche.
> 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen.
> -Thanks Maxine & Stuart-
Though the last one should be:
about half a gallon of wet socks
Also, it should be:
one million aches: 1 megahurtz
Frank
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