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Re: $300 on Lego in the last 3 days???
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Date:
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Tue, 27 Jun 2000 17:47:04 GMT
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In lugnet.people, Eric Joslin writes:
> In lugnet.people, Marc Cook writes:
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> > I was drunk when I was in Toy's R US. Not good.
>
> INTERIOR: DAY
>
> FADE into:
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> A bedroom. CLOTHES are jumbled up on the floor of the otherwise neat room,
> tangled up with plastic SHOPPING BAGS. The camera pans over them to a DOUBLE
> BED. There are two distinct lumps beneath the covers. Morning light streams
> in through the window, filtered by venetian blinds, striping the lumps with
> bright, cold illumination.
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> After a moment, moans can be heard issuing from beneath the covers, and one
> lumps stirs slowly.
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> VOICE: Uuuhhhhhhhh.... ohhhhh.... my head.....
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> The covers flip back to reveal MARC, repleat with bed-head and stubble. Marc
> sits up, moans, and rubs his eyes. As he does this, his view comes to rest on
> the lump lying next to him in bed.
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> MARC: Oooohh... Oh, no. Not again.... what did I bring home...
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> Marc reaches over and gently nudges the lump beside him. It does not stir.
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> MARC: Oh, no. Oh.... not again.....
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> Marc reaches over and slowly peels back the covers, peeking beneath them. He
> shreiks and recoils in horror, pulling back the covers as he does so to reveal
> a small mountain of LEGO SETS, including Town Jr. and Time Twisters sets.
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> MARC: What have I done?!?!?!
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> eric
LOL! I am laughing at this for a variety of reasons...some of which can not
be adequately described in a family forum...too close to home on the
description.
Actually I thought you were gonna make reference to that infamous scene from
the Godfather (involving the producer and the horse's head)
John
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