(...) If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have muscled open them bars, bent'em apart with his little pecker, and VOOM! -John (25 years ago, 27-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
(...) VOOM?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Jeff "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." (25 years ago, 27-Oct-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
