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C'mon, it's only LEGO! As posted on B3ta (http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue261/):
* LEGO TRAUMA
"A while back, one of my friends had a small
collection of rudimentary assembled lego
toys on top of his wardrobe. So, while he
was out of the room getting us a drink I did
the obvious and took them all apart and
feverishly rebuilt them into something
resembling a pixelated cock and balls. I
expected him to at least smile but he turned
round and looked at me as if I'd just
suggested some casual rape fun with his
mother. "What?" I asked. "My lego!" He
squealed with tears in his eyes and I
started to get a little worried. "They were
the first things I ever built! I was three!
My mother kept them for me! They've not been
touched in 16 years!" He finished, now
openly crying. I swallowed hard and then
should have just waited forlornly for the
ground to swallow me up after merrily
destroying his childhood in two minutes of
misguided mirth. Instead I felt my mouth
open and heard myself say, "You don't like
the cock then?" (Gleeballs)
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