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Re: Living is easy, you know.
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Sat, 15 May 2004 01:59:18 GMT
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I paid my usaual visit to my Psycologist the other day, to talk about my state
and personal issues. I felt compelled to tell him about my dreams the night
before.
“Describe them to me,” he said.
“Well, in the first one,” I began,” I was in the woods. I felt like there was
something hot nearby. It turned out that I was next to a cooking fire, but I
was not comforted. As I looked down at myself, I noticed I was in fact a
family-sized camping shelter.”
“Very strange, indeed,” my psychologist said. “Go on and tell me more.”
I continued, “That was esentially the end of that dream. I remember the second
dream vividly after it.”
“I was on the Great Plains of North America. Buffalo and Mustangs roamed freely
about. A large gathering of Native Americans were standing next to me. Then,
much to my surprise, one walked into me! I was if fact a shelter, a wigwam.
And then I awoke in a cold sweat to find myself at home. Can you tell me what
it all means?”
The psychologist aswered, rather smug, “I can tell you right away, you were too
tents.”
-Aaron-
Deliverer of Puns and Other Nasty Humor Devices
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