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Re: Living is easy, you know.
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Sat, 15 May 2004 01:59:18 GMT
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I paid my usaual visit to my Psycologist the other day, to talk about my state and personal issues. I felt compelled to tell him about my dreams the night before.

“Describe them to me,” he said.

“Well, in the first one,” I began,” I was in the woods. I felt like there was something hot nearby. It turned out that I was next to a cooking fire, but I was not comforted. As I looked down at myself, I noticed I was in fact a family-sized camping shelter.”

“Very strange, indeed,” my psychologist said. “Go on and tell me more.”

I continued, “That was esentially the end of that dream. I remember the second dream vividly after it.”

“I was on the Great Plains of North America. Buffalo and Mustangs roamed freely about. A large gathering of Native Americans were standing next to me. Then, much to my surprise, one walked into me! I was if fact a shelter, a wigwam. And then I awoke in a cold sweat to find myself at home. Can you tell me what it all means?”

The psychologist aswered, rather smug, “I can tell you right away, you were too tents.”

-Aaron- Deliverer of Puns and Other Nasty Humor Devices



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(...) Jon, If you knew me you would know that i'm not tense at all. But i'm sorry if my post got you tense instead. Paulo Renato (20 years ago, 15-May-04, to lugnet.color, lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)

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