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    Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —David Koudys
   (...) So this guy walks up to a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He plops the hunk of pavement beside him and says to the bartender--'I want a drink for me and one for the road...' (21 years ago, 22-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Dave Schuler
   (...) So the guy's been drinking for a while, but he stands the whole time, complaining that he can't sit for more than a few moments without pain. "Is that your asphalt?" asks a woman, noticing the hunk of pavement. "No," says the guy. "It's my (...) (21 years ago, 22-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —David Koudys
   (...) So a dyslexic guy walks up to the bra... Dave K (21 years ago, 23-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Mike Kollross
   Snippage (...) Dyslexic's of the world untie!!!! Mike (21 years ago, 23-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —David Koudys
   (...) Didya hear about the insomniatic agnostic dyslexic? He was staying up all night wondering if there was a Dog. Dave K (21 years ago, 23-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Mike Kollross
     (...) Did you here about the suicidal dyslexic? He tried to kill himself by stepping behind a bus. Mike (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         RE: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Jeffrey Shaw
      Hey! I'm Dyslexic and I resemble those remarks! -----Original Message----- From: news-gateway@lugnet.com [mailto:news-gateway...net.com]On Behalf Of Mike Kollross Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 2:49 PM To: lugnet.off-topic.fun@lugnet.com Subject: (...) (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Dave Schuler
      (...) I feel your pain, brother. I'm left-handed (a true Leftist, I suppose), and I have the worst time trying to start gas-powered weed trimmers. Dave! (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —John Neal
     (...) Sounds exhausting. Of course, stepping in front of a bus can get one tired. JOHN (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
    
         Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Dave Schuler
     (...) My dyslexic friend Bob Hannah tried to step in front of a bus, but he drowned. Dave! (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
    
         Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —John Neal
     (...) With a name like that, I'd have thought he'd float. Are you sure he didn't suffer from Non Sequiturrets Syndrome instead? JOHN (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
    
         Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Dave Schuler
     (...) Oooh. That joke was bus-standard. Dave! (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Larry Pieniazek
   (...) OK, this is the nexus. After THIS post, you guys should have FUT to .pun ... not fun!!! Thanks. (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us? —Dave Schuler
   (...) Can I FUT to .nup and .nuf instead? Niagara fogs go far again! Dave! (21 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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