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FWD: RASFWRJ: footnotes...
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Tue, 2 Mar 1999 14:08:55 GMT
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In , Tom York <T.J.York@durham.ac.uk> wrote:

Boh. You need at least one self-referencial footnote in that...[1]

Nah. That's old. These days, you need *cyclical* footnotes. [0]

Jasper "What footnote?" Janssen

[0] Like this, sortof [1] [6]

[1] Well, that one isn't complete in itself of course. [2]

[2] The best thing about footnotes is long and convoluted [9]
sequences.[3]

[3] *very* convoluted [5]

[4] *very* out of order.

[5] If you don't think that's convoluted, try a sysadmins
footnoting[8]

[6] Real footnotes start at 0. All numbering systems start at 0 [21]

[7] Thread That Shall Not Be Named

[8] Or better yet, a graduate student. [0]

[9] And out of order. [4]

[10] Which i shall not name. [12]

[12] Duh.

[13... err, 12 b] now I need to fill the void to 21 at least[15]

[14] Never you mind Why I mention 666.[16]

[15] Did you notice 21 is not a prime number?[17]

[16] ObGeek: a 666 [19] MHz Pentium III is due out this year.

[17] As is 666.[14]

[18] For some obscure reason.[20]

[19] Though it's called 667 MHz.[18]

[20] I think I filled the gap.[22]

[21] Yes, that's close to a TTSNBN [10][7][13... err, 12 b.]

[22] Did someone mention a record number of footnotes?[24]

[23] As I recently read 100+ line post. [29]

[24] Which this won't be [23]

[25] Maybe this has gone on long enough. [27]

[26] The rest being fototnotes [25]

[27] Am I now a member of the footnote gang? [28]

[28] I'll keep it to less than 30 footnotes, I promise! [30]

[29] With only line above the sig.[26]

[30] Okay, one self-referential on for the road.[31]

[31] This is the last footnote.[32]

[32] Promise! Oh.. My mistake. I broke it before I even made it. [33]

[33] *This* is the last footnote.[31]



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On Tue, 2 Mar 1999 14:08:55 GMT, Jasper Janssen uttered the following profundities... (...) Armageddon! Perfect name for a PC, perhaps released in time for the y2k bug! Assuming it wouldn't be compliant.... (...) Oh.... ___...___ (...) (25 years ago, 3-Mar-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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