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Re: Spam!! Was Re: >>15.2 MILLION EMAIL ADDRESSES...Blah Blah Blah
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Fri, 17 Jan 2003 15:01:01 GMT
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In lugnet.robotics, Martin Scragg writes:
> In lugnet.robotics, David Koudys writes:
> [snip]
> > We got spammed!
> > Spam spam spam spam!
> > Spam spam spam spam!
>
> Completely off topic, but appropriate, courtesy of my wife:
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> How to make a Spam Hanky:
> You will need one can of premium grade all purpose spam and two sheets of
> wax paper cut as large as you want your hanky. Open can, ...neatly remove
> the contents, edible or not...place between the sheets of waxed paper. Set
> your iron on Spam..if you don't have this setting, try wool......one is as
> edible as the other.....well, almost... Slowly and evenly begin ironing with
> a back and forth motion...I stress EVENLY...don't want lumps in that hanky ,
> do you?
> When it is paper thin,--pat yourself on the back, and let the hanky cool,
> right where it is... Remove the waxed paper, carefully, and viola!!
> You have made your very own Spam hanky.
>
> Martin
> X-FUT: lugnet.off-topic.fun
This reminds me of an old Steve Martin sketch when he talked about 'folding
soup'.
First, you take a bowl of soup, any type of soup'll do.
Then you put a flat board on top of the bowl...
Quickly flip the bard and bowl over, so the bowl is on top, but upsidown
Then, this is the ricky bit, slowly lift the bowl up and away form the
board. Some of the contents of the soup may leak, but the majority of the
soup should stay the shape of the bowl.
Take a knife and cut off the edges, squaring up the soup.
You can then wrap up the nice cube of soup and put it in your lunch pail.
The edges that you cut off, you can roll out with a rolling pin and fold it
up and put the soup in your pocket for a nice snack.
Ahh, Steve Martin...
Just a Ramblin' man
Listening to Radio Sunday nights...
The good ol' days!
Dave K
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