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Re: slight
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Mon, 15 Jul 2002 19:57:56 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Christopher L. Weeks writes:

OK, so when Moses (or God, depending on what you believe) tells us not to
covet the neighbor's wife, what do you believe you shouldn't do?  Is it a sin
to nail your neighbor's wife?  What if she wants you to?  What if her husband
does too?

There seems to be no lee-way in the commandments.

  And far too much that's not addressed, such as:

What if my neighbor's wife covets me?
What if I covet my neighbor's daughter?
What if I covet my own daughter?
What if I covet my sister?
What if I covet my neighbor?
What if the only way to keep from killing
    someone is by bearing false witness?
What if I think my wife is dead and so I marry
    and have sex with another woman, but then
    I learn that my first wife is still alive--have
    I committed adultery?
What if the only way to honor my mother is by
    dishonoring my father?
What if my family is starving and I have to steal?
What if I kill because I think my life's in danger,
    but then I learn that I was in no danger at all?
What if I cure paralysis by using stem cells to
    regenerate damaged nerve cells?
What if I generate viable replacement organs via
    the cloning of organs from existing tissue?
What if I tell what I think is the truth, but it turns
    out to be false witness, and what if the person to
    whom I bore false witness dies before I can recant?
What if, on my deathbed, I learn that the classic
    Christ-on-his-Cross icon qualifies as a graven image?
What if my concept of God qualifies as "a strange god" before
    the "real" God?

These may seem like farcical examples, but since we live in a nation that
upholds freedom of religion by seeking to enshrine the 10 Commandments on
gov't buildings, I don't think it's unreasonable to consider the
shortcomings of the 10 in the same way that a lawyer would exploit loopholes
in tax law.  Obviously, if my immortal soul's at stake, I'd want the law to
be at least as airtight as IRS regulations, wouldn't I?

     Dave!



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  Re: slight
 
(...) I dunno about you but I'd prefer something a little better than 60-70% accurate! (22 years ago, 16-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
  Re: slight
 
(...) This reminds me of that old George Carlin skit, when he related the story of him and his buddies trying to trip up their Padre, 'Um Fathah, if we missed holy communion, but we were on an airplane and crossed the international dateline, but we (...) (22 years ago, 16-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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  Re: slight
 
(...) OK, so when Moses (or God, depending on what you believe) tells us not to covet the neighbor's wife, what do you believe you shouldn't do? Is it a sin to nail your neighbor's wife? What if she wants you to? What if her husband does too? There (...) (22 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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