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Re: Couldn't resist
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lugnet.loc.au
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Sun, 24 Jun 2001 02:01:10 GMT
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In lugnet.loc.au, James Howse writes:
> THE .Loc.Au Manifesto
> 1. Australia is the best place on Earth
> 2. Australia is better that the UK at cricket
> 3. The sky is blue over Lugnet.town because the catalogue pictures show so.
> 4. Maps show the world upside down, Australia should be at the top
> 5. Programming RCXs upside down is the correct way to do it.
> 6. Bionicle, Slizer and Roboriders are all technic, and good for sales too.
> 7. There is no point seven.
> 8. Wings look good on spaceships, unless the spaceship looks better without.
> 9. 6 wide trains can look just as real as 8 wide trains.
> 10. People who build with their collections enjoy the LEGO® hobby more.
> 11. LarryP is of high comedy/debate value.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, extra big tick, tick, tick, tick. Do we
issue cards, so we can be card-carrying manifesto-quoting .loc.aus?
> Please note that this post is comedy and replies are not expected. Any views
> expressed here might not be the consensus of all of Loc.Au. and may not
> reflect the views of the poster.
Comedy and truth - seldom one encounters them together.
> James (who is struggling into his flame suit now...)
Smeg. Where's MY flame suit. I reckon just standing nearby could get one
fried this time. Why am I always looking the other way when the red alert
klaxon sounds. <<fossick fossick>> Ah, here it is. <<grunt, yank, grunt
some more>> OK, suited.
Now, where is a nice big rock to climb under until at least the first
shockwave goes by...
Richard
Still baldly going, looking out through the oversized visor on his
howling-radioactive-solar-wind proof, flame retardant space suit, grinning
like a cheeky little brickhead...
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