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Lego reference on www.theonion.com
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Date: 
Tue, 2 Nov 1999 21:04:29 GMT
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                     If Area Dad Steps On
                     Legos One More Time
                     DARLINGTON,
                     SC--According to loud
                     reports from within the
                     Kaminsky household
                     Tuesday, if area father
                     Russell Kaminsky steps on
                     one more goddamn Lego,
                     man, forget about it.
                     "Gaaaaaaaaaa!" shouted
                     Kaminsky, grimacing as he
                     extracted a blue, two-peg
                     Lego brick from his right
                     instep. "I've told you a
                     hundred times. This is it,
                     this is the last warning: I
                     step on one more Lego,
                     and no one will ever step
                     on another Lego in this
                     house ever again, I
                     promise." Observers are
                     questioning Kaminsky's
                     willingness to actually
                     follow through on the
                     threat, citing his failure to
                     deliver on his Lincoln Logs
                     ultimatum of last March.



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