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Lego reference on www.theonion.com
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Tue, 2 Nov 1999 21:04:29 GMT
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If Area Dad Steps On
Legos One More Time
DARLINGTON,
SC--According to loud
reports from within the
Kaminsky household
Tuesday, if area father
Russell Kaminsky steps on
one more goddamn Lego,
man, forget about it.
"Gaaaaaaaaaa!" shouted
Kaminsky, grimacing as he
extracted a blue, two-peg
Lego brick from his right
instep. "I've told you a
hundred times. This is it,
this is the last warning: I
step on one more Lego,
and no one will ever step
on another Lego in this
house ever again, I
promise." Observers are
questioning Kaminsky's
willingness to actually
follow through on the
threat, citing his failure to
deliver on his Lincoln Logs
ultimatum of last March.
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