In a related story, Irresponsible Parent Magazine is reporting that God has
recalled children stating that some parents are found to be unable to supervise
children properly. This recall is voluntary but the magazine states clearly that
parents incapable or unwilling to supervise children should return them to their
local Department of Children and Family Services where the almighty will find
competent adults able to watch young children at play.
In a world of exploding exploding laptop batteries, which are allowed to fly on
airplanes, a tire falling off a metal rod hardly seems worth a global recall.
Since I am eager to have a family, I would love the responsibility to supervise
children.
Sorry to those that get upset at this poor attempt at humor and do not see the
sarcasm in the above.
Sincerely, respectfully, and raise your children well,
Unable to post this to LEGO Company.Official LEGO Announcements, or even just .announce, but should be able to! WHERE do RECALL NOTICES go? Is there a Lugnet SAFETY or RECALL newsgroup? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission recall notice, 20 Sept. (...) (18 years ago, 28-Sep-06, to lugnet.general, lugnet.duplo, lugnet.admin.suggestions)
