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MicroSoft Brand Interlocking Building Bricks (Formerly "LEGO")
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lugnet.general
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Date:
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Mon, 15 Jan 2001 04:41:02 GMT
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MicroSoft Brand Interlocking Building Bricks.
Our bricks will have some of the following highly desirable characteristics:
1. This years bricks will not be compatible with last year's bricks. You
will need to upgrade all of your old bricks if you wish to use them with the
new bricks, or download the handy patch which will be provided (acquired in
our takeover of "BetterBlocks.")
2. You will not be able to use your bricks until you register them. Each
brick will have a unique ID number, and if they are found to be in the
posession of someone other than the original purchaser, they will cease to
function.
3. Your bricks will only work if your are right handed. If you are part of
the population which is unfortunate enough to be left handed, you are out of
luck, mac.
4. You must not attempt to use your MicroSoft Brand Interlocking Building
Bricks with any other brand of building bricks, such as MegaBloks (How DARE
they take the name which should be righfully ours....!) If you do this, all
your constructions will crash. It serves you right.
5. Etc.
The MicroSoft Brand Interlocking Building Bricks development team.
"Where do you want to go to die?"
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