(...) <snipped most of funny list> (...) #1 made me lol. Here are ten more I thought of: 10. CAUTION: TIMMY ON BOARD 9. PNEUMATIC BRAKES COURTESY OF LEGO 8. HOW AM I BUILDING? 1 800 835 4386 7. WHERE THE HE*L IS BILLUND? 6. LEGO BUILDERS DO IT WITH (...) (26 years ago, 4-Dec-98, to lugnet.general)