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Mark took probably the funniest picture I have ever seen:
And now I’m throwing the Caption Contest! Reply to this thread with your
funniest caption for the above photo. In two weeks, a select group of judges
will pick a winner. What will that winner win? Well ...
The Naked Lenny Sig-fig (with epaulettes)!!
People’s Glorious Bathtub included
Enter today and WIN!
-Lenny
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| Person: So how did you get to wear the hat? Lenny: Well, Bram said I had to shoot beer out of my nose in this direction... (2 URLs) (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Caption 1: "And when he sneezed..." Caption 2: "...so when they found out I glued my moonbase together, they glued my hands to my face, and made me wear this funny hat..." (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) (1) "I'm crushing your head, chrush, crush, double crush." (2) "He'll bite your head clean off! It's a vicious rabbit with large, sharp, pointy teeth!" (3) "So after a long chat the gets mad, and it's only then that I realize that I've been (...) (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) "I just saw AVP...this Alien opened his mouth and 'thwack!!' Down went the Preditor!! It was soooo cool!!!" Bob (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| That Spite Your Face animation made me laugh so hard that milk shot out of my nose like this! or Run in fear of my mighty Horatio Spike, for death awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth! Bruce (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) "Ok, Lenny. The next step in your initiation is..." "You shoulda seen it-- I picked a booger THIS BIG!" "You said WHAT about my MOC? Prepare to feel my Preying Mantis Touch Of Mild Annoyance!" DaveE (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| Lenny:" And he had worms crawling out of his nose like this, (URL) and maggots in his eyes... He was the coolest dead person ever!" Other person: "Did you get to poke him with something?" Andrew Horvatits (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) After supergluing his hands to his face, Lenny tries to make the best of the situation by wearing crazy hats and scaring fest attendies. Person: "If you stop that now, and promise to never do it again, I'll give you half my MOCs, just please, (...) (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (URL) And then I showed her how I pick the zits on my imaginary friend in the bathroom mirror... like this. No way! Yah, I think she's totally into me. She gave me her number, and the coolest thing is, it's the same number as that one in that 80's (...) (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Lenny "So Derek got his mom this chastity belt, and these spikes come out like this..." Also, I think the guy talking to Lenny in that photo is me, though I am not an expert on the appearance of the back of my head. -Dan Rubin (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) He said "...your MOC is kinda suxxor because of your stud orientaion..." and I was like "Yo boi how about I break your other leg!" Is he looking? (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Ya that space ship is cool, but MY next space ship is gonna be a two wide style and when you look out of the front window the lasers are gonna be so cool! Imagine peowww pweeoow peowww pweeow Zoot zoot zoot. Like that cool huh! (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| Well, ya see, Derek's mom really liked this hat...and I just had to see how far she'd really like it...well, one thing led to another and...(censored) -Scott Lyttle (20 years ago, 24-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) "If the guy with the broken leg gets too close just say 'I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.' and he will leave you alone." -Nick (***Sorry to the guy with the broken leg***) (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| I'm so ashamed... but Gil and TomMcD made me do it... (URL) *giggles* ~^- (URL) ~^- Admiral Giddens <>< (URL) space. ~^- (URL) (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| Move along. Nothing to see here... - I'm not touching you... IIII'mmmmm not toouuuuccccchhhhhhhi...nnnggggggg youuuuuuuu... - EWWWW! Dan's cleaning out his ear boogers! - You're getting verrrrrryy sleeeeeepyyyy... - So, there were these 2 minifigs (...) (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space)
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| "Yum, Struedel" or Lenny: "And he was all like, so what if I'm a freak, I use snot better than you!" Other: "He did not go there!" Lenny: " Oh, he did!" Andrew (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (URL) Due to an overload caused by so many different AFOL’s putting it on their greasy heads that day, the LUGNET Hat of Invisibility was malfunctioning: all specifically LEGO-related items, including the AFOL himself, were staying visible. Thus, (...) (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) **hissing sound** "I find your lack of faith (in the brick) disturbing" **hissing sound** "oogahboogah! oogahboogah!" /\/\ark (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| In lugnet.announce, Leonard Hoffman wrote: (URL) "So then I stuck out my tongue and went 'fbtbphpbb!' " ~Kevin (20 years ago, 25-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Lenny: "Ha!! your no match for Jester's mandibles of death!" Unsuspecting Bystander: "Umm.. Maybe I should go see the trains?" -Alfred (20 years ago, 26-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| You asked for it, you got it big guy. Having "worn the hat" myself, I feel entitled to partake in the foolishness. (URL) For newsreaders without access to the image: "Fashion Maven Lenny 'LUGSTUD' Hoffman, while an uberwhiz at building castles and (...) (20 years ago, 26-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) ... and I was like EEEW! but then the alien pimp said: "You don't know if you like it until you tried. It can change you for life!" and I was like; ok that's a good point... -NB PS: Is this what you guys call a "Lenny picture"? (20 years ago, 26-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (...) Lenny: See this will be my next creation... Castle fan: A red and green castle with a lifting bridge? Lenny: NO you silly! It's a red and green space cruiser with side mounted laser turret, and they are shooting at your silly face now! Zoot! (...) (20 years ago, 26-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| (URL) I just remembered a caption from an old Gary Larson cartoon which seems to fit here: "How nature says: Don't touch" -NB (20 years ago, 27-Aug-04, to lugnet.space, FTX)
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| Well, lets just say that the Caption Contest turned out even better than I hoped it would - except for two glaring omissions: Keith Goldman and Janey Red Brick. WTF? Two of the funniest people I know, both dreadfully quiet. Well - you guys had yer (...) (20 years ago, 12-Sep-04, to lugnet.space, FTX) !
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