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Re: Dragon Lore
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Fri, 17 Mar 2000 17:48:54 GMT
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In lugnet.castle.org.cw, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:
> In lugnet.castle.org.cw, Nathan McDowell writes:
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> > > what are your dragons up to?
> >
> > Well, one of them gets up at the crack of dawn flies up to the top of my
> > castle's tower and sings 'Ave Maria' at the top of his lungs. He's the alarm
> > clock for my castle folks for lack of LEGO roosters. =) All my dragons
> > belong/stay with my Fright Knights because they are just so amused by the fact
> > that my FK's try their hardest to be evil, but they just can't quite get it
> > right. =)
> >
> > ~Nathan
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> Dawn over the Dark Lord's castle...
>
> "Whot's tha' bloody row about?"
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> "It's the dragon. 'E's singing, sir."
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> "Ave Maria it is, sir."
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> "Right. You lot o' slackers go o'er to the forestmen's hang-out and do a bit
> o' pillaging."
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> "But, Sir Dark, we've all ready scheduled a Mah Jong tourney wi' the witch.
> Can't possibly work in a full-scale pillage 'til thursday a' the earliest!"
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> "Sombody shut that dragon up! 'E's singin' is fit to wake the dead, and we
> already got 'nuff skellies in this army as 'tis. DRAGON!"
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> "Yes, sir? OooooooOOoo, sorry 'bout the flames. Those scorch marks will buff
> right out of your armor. Oopsie, forgot to warn you about Brasso, that'll
> take the armor right off."
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> "Aren't you supposed to be out eatin' some maiden instead of all this
> caterwaulin?"
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> "'Ey! Sir Dark, is thot why why we can't find no dates for the dance!"
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> "Shut yer noise. What's yer excuse, Dragon?"
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> "Harrumph. You go and try and find a Lego maiden, Sir Smarty-Pants. Can't be
> done!"
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> "What 'bout that King Leo's sprout?"
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> "Oh, right, the Iron Maiden and me without my can-opener. PUH-leeeeeeze!"
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> We gently leave this scene as Sir Percy steams himself in his armor without the
> benefit of the dragon's flames....
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> Bruce
oh, bruce, you slay me! rotflmao! the funny just gets funnier! i said
that dragon means winged _serpent_; not python! i knew someone would turn
this into a circus! ;-)
later ~ craig~
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| (...) Dawn over the Dark Lord's castle... "Whot's tha' bloody row about?" "It's the dragon. 'E's singing, sir." "Ave Maria it is, sir." "Right. You lot o' slackers go o'er to the forestmen's hang-out and do a bit o' pillaging." "But, Sir Dark, we've (...) (25 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.castle.org.cw)
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