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Re: Good vs. Evil
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lugnet.castle
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Mon, 27 Sep 1999 21:20:32 GMT
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In lugnet.castle, Ed Jones writes:
> In lugnet.castle, Ed Jones writes:
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> > Well, historically, LEGO has made very few "evil" minifigs. On that basis, I
> > would assume that all the male castle minifigs are good and all the female
> > minifigs are evil. :')
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> Well, now that I think about, a more interesting question is:
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> Are most castle minifigs gay? In all of castle there is the Forest Wench, the
> Guarded Inn Princess, the queen in the old "Jousting "? set, and the witch.
Don't forget the Dark Forest girl with the bangs, the princess from the
Mountain Fortress, the maiden from the Maiden's Cart - and do you *really* know
what gender a classic smiley is? Maybe there's long, flowing hair bound up
under the helmets of the Black Falcons...hmm...an elite unit of warrior
women...
But there are lots of witches. Lots and lots of them. I have them coming out
my ears. Maybe the lack of other women is due to a curse from the witches, who
were all upset because they weren't getting any dates on Friday nights. (It's
that one tooth thing, I think). So they made most of the women disappear. But
they still don't get any dates. It's kind of sad, really.
Or maybe the classic-smiley faces are actually hermaphroditic minifigs, who can
take on the role of either gender with the switch fo a wig! There are fish and
frogs who can switch gender based on imbalances in the population...maybe
minifigs are the same?
J
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| (...) Well, now that I think about, a more interesting question is: Are most castle minifigs gay? In all of castle there is the Forest Wench, the Guarded Inn Princess, the queen in the old "Jousting "? set, and the witch. So, with no women around, (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.castle)
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