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Re: Mister Ham doesn't like you
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lugnet.build.mecha
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Date:
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Mon, 14 Jun 2004 16:08:36 GMT
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In lugnet.build.mecha, Leonard Hoffman wrote:
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Here’s a large bot that I made - i guess a robot is something that doesn’t
have a seat for a fig. I don’t like his torso, so i’m open to suggestions on
how to re-do it.
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Dear Mr. Hoffman,
I strongly recommend the bow-flex to address your torso issues. This machine
offers health club quality at a price anyone can afford. My pectoral muscles
are so pumped from bow-flex use that I can barely type right now.
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Mister Ham is
generally irritable unless he has his cigarettes and a forty.
Mister Ham is
from a race of robots from the future, but they all died in a horrible yet
indescript way, hence his bad mood.
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Horrible indesript tragedies are the same reason the penguin became extinct in
the future.
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Mister Ham does
like old Cheech and Chong movies and Spongebob Squarepants (who,
incidentally, lives in a pinapple under the sea).
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Mister Ham should get out more. Perhaps he could bow-flex. “Verb”-- its what
you do.
This respone would easily qualify as noise. As in Make some noyeeeeze!
Notice how I avoided any feedback whatsoever about your model. In the business
we call that strategic evasiveness. Exempli gratis: By writing this post at
work, I strategically evade getting anything done while at the same time looking
busy.
Felix
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