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(...) Hmm... creepy.... neatoid. -- me, not you (24 years ago, 23-Jan-01, to lugnet.space)
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See the latest addition to my web site, the Spiffhearse: (URL) we here at Mortco care for your dead loved ones as much as Spiffco cares about your living loved ones. -- Tony Hafner CEO, La Mort Custom Spaceworks (aka Mortco) www.hafhead.com (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) Spiffco cares about your living loved ones' *money*, Tony. Sheesh, get it right. Nice hearse, btw. ;^) ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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ooh yeah, gotta have one, any idea if spiffco is gonna build 'em for everyone or are they just prototypes? for that matter, does spiffco even admit that the spiffhearse exists? :-D -paul (...) (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) Methinks someone missed the irony of the Mortco press statement. (...) Thanks! -- Tony Hafner www.hafhead.com (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) ...love it! specially love the running commentary on the pics :-) (great model too :-) --- wubwub wubwub@wildlink.com www.sitcatsit.com <-- a guy and his cat www.wildlink.com <-- the wildlinks < INSERT HUMOROUS TAGLINE HERE > (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) This model is the first one to receive the full customization package. After fixing some minor snarls in the process, production is expected to be in full swing in the fall. (...) We have an exclusive contract with Spiffco for producing the (...) (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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Thanks! We here at Mortco aim to please. The first priority is to please the shareholders, of course... -- Tony Hafner www.hafhead.com (...) (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) We at Spiffco have no sense of humor we are aware of. ~Mark "Muffin Head" Sandlin (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) Is it true that your company hires assassins so you can make more profits? (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) Um... if we did, we'd make sure that they'd aim too! But seriously- when you pilot a quality Spiffco vehicle, you don't have much trouble finding dead people. Except when the windscreen fogs up, but that's a problem that they're working on. -- (...) (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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(...) That's odd- your lawyers were laughing heartily when they finished the contract negotiations... -- Tony Hafner Mortco Legal Department www.hafhead.com (24 years ago, 24-Jan-01, to lugnet.build, lugnet.space)
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