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Top Ten Spoilers for Episode III:
10. Lucas finally debunks the rumor that the “H” is misplaced in “Sith”
9. Hayden Christensen is the best actor in the history of the world
8. Wookies can’t measure up to the raw gravitas of Ewoks
7. Clone Army is decimated by the closing of Clone Army Bases
6. Geez, how old is Christopher Lee, anyway? Isn’t he like a million?
5. Love story is still utterly convincing and uncontrived
4. Kiss between siblings Luke and Leia even creepier when they’re infants
3. Scene with Li’l Han is undercut by Li’l Greedo shooting first
2. If I hear any more Freudian analysis of light sabers, I’ll shriek
1. In a stupid, stupid move, the finale is all just a holodeck story
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