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Re: I'm so sorry....
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:18:14 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, David Koudys wrote:
> "As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the
> low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced
> on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three
> other young men, all of differing backgrounds, had only their dream of bringing
> refrigeration to America's heartland to sustain them, to the present day, where
> they had become the Midwest's foremost group of refrigerator magnates."
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> http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2006.htm
Ooohhhh, that's AWFUL! Sounds like something from the Bulwer-Lytton contest. (If
it is, I hope it won.) I haven't gone back through all the threads to check.
Hey, here may be an idea...Who can write the worst opening line for a story, and
manage to use Lego bricks as a part of it? For example:
"Harry and Darlene were walking down Main Street, hands clenched tighter than
two LEGO bricks that had been superglued together, when the space alien's ship
landed on top of them."
...next?
Play Well!
Matthew
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| "As Johann looked out across the verdant Iowa River valley, and beyond to the low hills capped by the massive refrigerator manufacturing plant, he reminisced on the history of the great enterprise from its early days, when he and three other young (...) (17 years ago, 9-Feb-07, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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