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"Ed \"Boxer\" Jones" <edboxer@aol.com> writes:
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> Now, those of you that have never:
> - blown up anything up with a firecracker
Nope, never had access to fireworks as a kid (except for sparklers).
> - pulled the arms off your sisters dolls (or defaced it in any other way)
Didn't have a sister.
> - pulled the wheels off your brothers trucks (or defaced it in any other way)
Didn't have a brother.
> - pulled your cat by the tail
My cat liked it. (Really!)
> - pulled your dog by the tail
No dog.
> - basically destroyed one of your toys experimenting with tools (toy or adult)
Nope.
> - set any plastic toy on fire to see how it would burn
Nope.
> - painted one of your toys
Just those meant to be painted (models).
> ..feel free to be repulsed.
OK.
> I've seen infinitely worse garbage at garage sales. Beheaded dolls, blown-up
> trucks, stuffed animals with fingernail polish, rusty Erector sets, battery
> operated toys corroded by battery leakage, etc.
Yes, but LEGO is sacred!!
--Bill.
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William R Ward bill@wards.net http://www.wards.net/~bill/
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Verbing weirds language. --Calvin
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In lugnet.general, William R. Ward writes:
> Nope, never had access to fireworks as a kid (except for sparklers).
> Didn't have a sister.
> Didn't have a brother.
> My cat liked it. (Really!)
> No dog.
> Nope.
> Nope.
> Just those meant to be painted (models).
> OK.
> Yes, but LEGO is sacred!!
Bill has just passed Ed's Childhood Purity Test.
(Somebody give him some fireworks... or something. A rotary tool.)
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