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Re: Commonfolk's FAQ, new question
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Sun, 25 Nov 2001 19:32:07 GMT
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In article <GnCzzE.16o@lugnet.com>, "Shiri Dori" <shirid@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> So tell me:
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> - How in the world is spamcake related to lego? And what does McDonald's got
> to do with it?
For a long time, Spamcake existed only in the mind of TOM MCDONALD. Then
he put it in his sig files on LUGNet, and it was good.
Then TOM created the Spamcake Diner, and it was good. And the people
were sick, but it was still good.
Then came the LDRAW creation of TOM and Tim, "Spamcake Delivery,"
and it was good.
Then the Grand Admiral asked the R&D boys to investigate spamcake as an
alternative fuel source. The Spamcake Drive was created, and it was good.
http://www.nwlink.com/~sandlin/lego/stories/spamdrive/
Recently, antispamcake was discovered, and research has commenced in
creating a Spamcake/Antispamcake reactor.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=41922
> - What, pray tell, is (a?) fleebnork?
Fleebnorks are small spacegoing creatures who like to attach themselves
to the outsides of starships. They lay their eggs in cooling vents and
chew on power couplings. They especially like to attach themselves to
Spamcake conduits. Low-ranking personnel are put on "Fleebnork Duty,"
where they are required to patrol the outside of the starship in space
suits and use a plasma thrower to clean off the attached fleebnorks.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=39055
It is usually an unpleasant duty, but it can also be dangerous if the
fleebnorks have been chewing on power couplings and have a stomach full
of spamcake, which is highly flammable.
~Grand Admiral Muffin Head
--
Mark's Lego(R) Creations
http://www.nwlink.com/~sandlin/lego
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| Hey folks! The commonfolk's FAQ has been hibernating for a while, just to give you all a chance to relax and think up new jokes. So I've got a few new questions for y'all! Answers can be posted in reply, or emailed to me (shirid@hotmail.com). And (...) (23 years ago, 25-Nov-01, to lugnet.faq, lugnet.general, lugnet.fun)
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